"GREASE MONKEY"
1. You come home and find him under his car, greased up, "ONE WITH THIS TRUCK."(see above)2. The Splash Zone is back into effect. That means, the bathroom mirror looks like Shamu splashed around in your sink!
3. You no longer have the middle of the bed, let alone barely your own side. (hon, it's true! you sleep on 3/4's of the bed!)
4. You know your husband's home, but you can't find him. You finally find him in the garage installing a mountain bike hitch onto his truck! (what???!!!)
5. You can hear non-stop giggling and splashing in the bathroom that Daddy is bathing Nixon in.
6. You aren't scared of the dark anymore. :)
3. You no longer have the middle of the bed, let alone barely your own side. (hon, it's true! you sleep on 3/4's of the bed!)
4. You know your husband's home, but you can't find him. You finally find him in the garage installing a mountain bike hitch onto his truck! (what???!!!)
5. You can hear non-stop giggling and splashing in the bathroom that Daddy is bathing Nixon in.
6. You aren't scared of the dark anymore. :)
I'm not complaining... :) I'm just 'recognizin'!"
Men!
Can't live with em',
can't live without em'!
Men!
Can't live with em',
can't live without em'!
4 comments:
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Too Funny!!! :) Our life's just aren't the same with out these crazy men! he,he!!!
I totally hear ya!!! :)
AMEN! Wait, your husband bathes the kids?! Lucky!
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